Sushi

If a dog has a mother who is a Lab and a father who is a Dachshund, what kind of dog is she?

She looks like a miniature lab with short legs and a fat body. The lab in her makes her very strong and sturdy and the dachsund in her makes her a very stubborn little thing. Sushi loves to take walks but I never let her off the leash because I am afraid she will take off and not come back to me. She will run till the leash ends, stopping her in her tracks like the kid Phillip the Hyper Hypo played by Mike Myers on Saturday Night Live (1993).
Her favorite place in the house is on the couch under her blanket or close to my husband, who she just adores. At dinner she sits at the edge of the kitchen since we don't allow her in while we eat.
Once when my son thought it was a good idea to color his hair red (redder), he also put a red streak on Sushi's head (and the cat's).
My other son bought her a tag that reads "Please return this sexy bitch to:" and then added our address. Sushi is a good sport and has posed for many photos. She will also do just about anything for a treat.... as you can see.